Bizarre Petitions

Pakistan is going through one of the worst periods of its history; our nation is engaged in watching current affairs programs and political talk shows which although become cause of raising blood pressure provide a sense of entertainment as well. The suitors might be emotional about their petitions but the audiences sitting in the court room definitely enjoy those cases. I have skimmed a few interesting petitions filed against celebrities that will help us understand social and religious fabric of this country.

JUI-S leaders demand ban on Bible

Petition: Addressing a press conference at the Masjid-e-Khizra, Jamiat Ulema-e-Islam (Samiul Haq) leader Maulana Abdul Rauf Farooqi and others appealed to the Supreme Court of Pakistan to take suo motu notice of the “blasphemous” materials added to the Bible otherwise they would move the court for banning the book, for which a panel of lawyers was already working.

A perfect example of Islam is the fastest growing religion in the world. Its growth now be experienced in Bible as well.

Petition to conduct Meera’s virginity test

Petition: Atiq ur Rehman in an application sought to conduct a test to determine whether Meera was a virgin.

Instead of convincing judiciary about his marriage, Atiq ur Rehman came up with a creative idea of testing Meera’s virginity. Although judge has declined the plea keeping the fact in mind that such test might open another Pandora box for Meera.

Petition filed againt Meera for performing in “immoral scenes”

Petition: The petition was filed against Meera in the Sindh High Court in Karachi stating that she had performed in “immoral scenes” that did not match with Pakistan’s religious and social values.

The patriotic petitioner has perhaps forgotten the stage performances and weird rainy dances of Lollywood but I liked the idea of curbing export of talent from the land of pure.

Waseem Akram hurt Muslims religious sentiments

Petition: The petition filed by Mohammad Fayyaz, in civil court Lahore that former Pakistani cricket great Wasim Akram has damaged Muslim sentiment for posing in a liquor advertisement.

Muslims may not have problem endorsing terrorists blowing twin towers but their sentiments would definitely hurt seeing their Muslim brother having whiskey glass in a mere advertisement.

Parveen brings Abrar ul Haq to Supreme Court

Petition: The Supreme Court had summoned the singer for an explanation over the song.

“Ne Parveen tu bari namkeen; oper sey tu miskeen, andar sey tu bari shauqeen.” How could the only Parveen on earth Abrar was singing about could be so spicy when she herself denies being so?

 Fauzia for prioritizing constitution of Pakistan

Petition: Case filed against Central Secretary Information PPP Fauzia Wahab in Session Court Lahore regarding her statement for prioritizing constitution of Pakistan over Holy Quran.

In a country where Sharia is not implemented and constitutional is known as law of the land, Fauzia Wahab should have shut her mouth rather than being logical.

Imran Khan for being dad of illegitimate child

Petition: The reference had been filed by MQM under Articles 62 and 63 of the Constitution and the Public Representation Act, 1978 against Imran Khan that he was father of a daughter of Anna Luise alias Sita White born out of wedlock.

It was MQM’s first attempt to screen parliamentarians to make sure that only pious members could have admission rights in assembly.

Justice Rana Bhagwandas for being “Hindu”

Petition: The petition said no Non Muslim judge is authorized to administer oath to the president of Pakistan nor the constitution assigns constitutional obligations to the non Muslim judge in place of Muslim judge.

Pakistan was made in the name of Islam, can’t Muslims differentiate between evil and good. Why Hindu in superior judiciary and that too ‘BHAGWAN’das – The Bigger Hindu?

Rahat Fateh Ali Khan uttered improper words about God

Petition: The petitioner said that by singing the song “Aj Din Charhia Teray Rang Warga” Khan had denied the power and oneness of God.

Indeed protecting the powers of God is the duty of His followers.

Veena Malik for committing ‘immoral and un-Islamic acts’

Petition: A case has been filed in a Lahore court against Pakistani actress Veena Malik for committing ‘immoral and un-Islamic acts’ during her appearance on the Indian reality TV show ‘Big Boss’.

She could have done that in Pakistan as well. Why Big Boss and that too with Indians? Not Fair!

Petition to end the trial of assassin Malik Mumtaz Qadri

Petition: Mr Awan in his appeal had maintained that Mumtaz Qadri had killed Mr Taseer because no criminal case was registered against the governor for criticizing the blasphemy laws in public.

Petition further read that Pakistani law states that capital punishment will be handed to those who blaspheme. “Chief Justice Mumtaz Qadri” has just awarded Taseer his due death sentence.

Petition seeks to empower army chief

Petition: Tehreek-i-Inqilab Pakistan chairman Advocate Rana Ilmuddin Ghazi filed the petition, contending that the army had been unable to take prompt action to stop the American operation in Abbottabad because the power to take such a decision rested with President Asif Zardari and not Chief of Army Staff General Ashfaq Parvez Kayani.

Empowering COAS General Kayani and assigning him the power of President and Prime Minister would definitely curb terrorism and mess this nation is going through but keep in mind, the petitioner is not supporting dictatorship.

Petition against Ms.Kim Barker for getting “sexually harassed” by Nawaz Shareef

Petition: Advocate Masood Gujjar filed the petition stating that the allegation of sexual harassment by Ms. Barker is part of a character assassination in which she claimed that Nawaz Sharif gave her an Apple Iphone as a gift and asked her to be his “special friend.

The gift was offered by would- be Amir ul Momineen of Pakistan. Ms Barker should not have been sexually harassed by the spiritual leader of ‘Noon League’. She indeed deserves punishment for not being a special friend of Mr. “Shareef”.

Petition against media from airing news related to fake degrees of legislators

Petition: A case filed by PML Q, MPA seeking for an order to stop media from airing news related to fake degrees of legislators.

Such news gives a bad impact on masses and in international community. Why media has problems with someone’s degree. Are they unaware of the fact that ‘a degree is a degree whether fake or original’?

Rehman Malik sued over incorrect recitation of Quranic verses.

Petition: A constitutional petition was filed in the Supreme Court of Pakistan seeking the disqualification of Interior Minister, Senator Rehman Malik, over incorrect recitation of Quranic verses.

Wonder how this country would progress when we have interior minister who can’t recite correct versus. I am sure he wouldn’t be able to disincentive suicide bombers.

Case against Mubashir Luqman for inviting Qadiyani spiritual leader in Tv program.

Petition: The petitioner held that on June 2, 2010, the channel broadcast its programme (Point-Blank with Luqman) in which spiritual leader of Qadianis– was also invited “which hurt my and millions of fellow Muslims’ religious sensibilities”

I reiterate this land was made for Muslims, the same Muslims whom majority of the fellow Muslims accept. No other sect, religion or cartoon  should be allowed to appear on Tv that hurt Pakistanis Muslims’ sentiments.

Petition to remove Musharraf’s name from official record

Petition: Former President, Rafiq Tarar filed petition in the Lahore High Court (LHC), seeking to remove Musharraf’s name from official record.

Musharraf was a dictator, he grabbed powers unconstitutionally and whatever he did was against the constitution of Pakistan except the oaths subsequent assembly took from him, infrastructure, development and technology he has brought to this nation.



      1. Not exactly but i had a blast when i went through said one …i found it hillarious …

        I wonder if there is a petition from Sara Palin filed against Zaradari [President of Pakistan] 😉

      2. Ohk — well good idea I will search that one too – infact our President’s lawyers have presented mental illness certificates to avoid court proceedings I was trying to find disqualification of President on mental illness grounds or something but couldn’t. Anyway what matters to me is you liked it.

  1. Sure sistrly, all the infrastructure that Musshy protected and enhanced ,like chemical gassing of civilians in lal masjid,and carrying out a super military action against own citizens and starting a civil war, and getting all the development going in army defence when oops even having technology we cannot stop drone attacks.
    Also “developing” the highest fountain in the city where people still cannot get basic drink water, not to mention sky scrapers in the country that fails to provide electricity to its citizens.
    Building the moral structure by accussing mai of milking the situation of getting raped.
    unbelievable and planned strategies to deal with natural catastropes like handing over the victim to a masjid that you later blast.
    chasing every one out the country and spilling tax payer money in NAB only to bring back Mr 10% and Sharif co at the wink of Pakistan.

    . Mush sure was a piece of work as it appears are you.

    1. I am already tired of giving justifications what Musharraf did for this nation, FYI compare Zardari and Musharraf and you will have a fair idea of who was better.

  2. lol it seems to be good one doesnt need much than to excel Zardari. i apologize for having better hopes.carry on

  3. Sonny, easy on defamation of Muslims. Except paid fake Taliban TTP members and AlQaeda agents from foreign intelligence agencies I dont see any real Muslim endorsing terrorism. If you want to push your hate agenda try tabloids or we can sue for sowing hate. Capisce?

    1. @Moise,
      I only post what I witness around me, instead of calling the petitions weird to which almost all the readers are agreed you are blaming for promoting the agenda of hatred ? Who on earth allows you to ban bible in the name of blasphemy ? Do you think such senseless acts should be encouraged ?

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