Mentioned are a few ‘Golden statements’ from the Pakistani cricket fans which are memorable for not because they don’t make sense but they really sound hilarious. Here are the 15 out of the ordinary statements I’ve heard from different “self proclaimed cricketing gurus” around me lately, all of whom depict an interesting version of what’s going to happen in Pakistan vs India Semi Final which is to be played in Mohali on March 30th.
Although I find no common sense in their analysis yet there is a lot of interesting stuff to talk about and to have a good laugh for some time.
Few of them are as follows;
1-Pakistan was given a place in the semi-final as a reward for releasing Raymond Davis.
2- Shoaib Akhtar deserves to play in Semi Final but since Kamran Akmal is not capable to catch his fastest deliveries Shoaib will remain out of the squad.
3- Indians will try their level best to lose against Australia in quarter finals because if India wins against Australia and lose in Semi Finals against Pakistan they will be beaten to death by furious Indian crowd.
4- There is no point in reaching Mohali a week before, Pakistani players will be sold out.
5- Indians are good at black magic; just see how their Pundits put amulet under Mohali pitch.
6- The Mohali pitch has been developed to assist the Indian players.
7- Pakistanis will lose the match because they know Indian crowd will beat the hell out of our players if they win the game.
8- See how Indian spectators will ruin the match when they will feel Pakistan winning.
9- There is a reason why Pakistan will not lose the semi final, 18 crore Pakistani Muslims, Bengalis and lots of Indian Muslims will be praying for them.
10- RAW conspiring to use Indian bookies to bring down Pakistani team.
11- Bal Thakrey won’t cause any threat to team Pakistan. He is afraid of Dawood Ibrahim.
12– This time Pakistan will win the match because we don’t have “Sattay Baaz” in the squad.
13- Shoaib Akhtar will rip Kamran Akmal apart on the field if he drops any more catches when he is bowling.
14- How could Pakistan win when we have no implementation of Islam in this country.