A Minute full of Nonsense

Do you know  consumption of food with pork ingredients deteriorate heart? A scientific research has recently revealed the fact that anything that contains pork powder weakens heart. Why Jew people are cowards, because they consume pork. A Chemist was enlightening the bearded young man at Pharmacy when I reached there to get my father’s medicine.

If it is so then why are you selling Lays chips? Lays also  contain pork extracts. Bearded young man inquired.

Oh Lays! people come to me and ask for it, it’s my duty to offer them whatever they want, said pharmacist. He further added that, we used to go abroad to see “Angrez” but just now you saw an American lady walking on the street. See Obama is coming — America preparing to attack us…

With smiles on my face I took medicine and left the shop keeping in mind that pork is prohibited in Judaism, if Jews were cowards they would not have put fear of little Israel into entire oil rich Arab world –but I was in no mood to waste my time with these morons. They are sick!

Such a disappointing situation for the poor country created on the basis of “Two of Nation” theory, in next few years I foresee further rise of religious fanaticism in Pakistan.

These 60 seconds reveal a bleak but  true picture of Pakistan, if a common Pakistani and that too from Karachi think on such lines what would a cleric in Waziristan would be teaching to his madarsah students.

Think about it!

16 comments

  1. How does all that story relates to “Two nation theory”? I mean the story you have written is totally different and have no link with the ‘2 nation theory’ then what made you think to relate both with each other?

    1. Two nation theory says Hindus and Muslims cannot live together based on whether the two postulated nationalities can coexist in one territory or not, with radically different implications. The Two nation theory not only alienated Muslims from other religions but put a permanent block on our minds which cannot think beyond Islam.

      1. Yeah, nothing more profound could be expected from you then bashing Islam. Two nation theory was put into effect after suffering at the hands of Hindus. If you disagree and say that Hindus treated Muslims of India all good and nothing happened, then go and study history.

        And why we need to think beyond Islam? It is a code of life, not a bunch of rituals (which secular lot thinks). Two nation theory was put forward by people after they saw what living with Hindus gonna do to them.

        Two nation theory didnt alienated Muslims from anything. The problem with the two persons you mentioned and yourself is that you both are extremists. Instead of taking the middle path and correcting things, you both want to cancel each other. Quaid said Islamic Democracy, but Seculars cant digest the word Islam so they ask for secularism and jewish-zionist-conspiracy theorists ask for Khilafah and gets afraid of word democracy without knowing that democracy is the solution and that is how things done in Islam.

  2. A good percentage of Column writers, TV Anchors and guests of their TV Shows think on the same line which in turn intensify more such common men views.

    Its a well of 16 Crore Frogs

  3. Why do we need to think beyond Islam? You should know there is a difference between thinking beyond Islam and thinking like ignorant.

    The worst part of Pakistanis is that they are very much extremist. They don’t think in between; they don’t like to correct others when others are wrong but like to make fun of them. You just heard the conversation of 2 people, and wrote a complete blog on it depicting your theory that all that happened because of 2 nation theory. While, you had a chance to correct them but you didn’t coz you just want to tell people that you have wisdom and others are lacking it. How funny it is that you related Pork and Jews with Hindus and Muslims. If you have got the skills to write and influence the world, better make it positive influence. We are already suffering from hatred; hatred for each other. Such things work like putting oil on fire.

    1. “The worst part of Pakistanis is that they are very much extremist. They don’t think in between; they don’t like to correct others when others are wrong but like to make fun of them. “.beautifuly put!

      1. Do you think the venom filled brains still have room for rectification. Salman taseer tried to fix them, what happened to him. Remember ?

  4. What about our ‘parhi-likhi-loot’. After getting all the degrees, they still make fun of religion, asks for secularism when they cant explain if Prophet and Four Caliphs implemented secularism or Islamic System? Who dont condemn vulgarity but are comfortable criticizing people who asks to stop it? If years of education cannot make you realize the importance of your faith then what do you expect from common illiterate man?

  5. The worst part of Pakistanis is that they are very much extremist. They don’t think in between; they don’t like to correct others when others are wrong but like to make fun of them. You just heard the conversation of 2 people, and wrote a complete blog on it depicting your theory that all that happened because of 2 nation theory. While, you had a chance to correct them but you didn’t coz you just want to tell people that you have wisdom and others are lacking it. How funny it is that you related Pork and Jews with Hindus and Muslims. If you have got the skills to write and influence the world, better make it positive influence. We are already suffering from hatred; hatred for each other. Such things work like putting oil on fire.
    +1

  6. Good job author, though it doesn’t seem like a very serious issue but i think it is serious. I am not going to comment on your two nation theory comparison with this issue like other people did because that’s not the point. instead i’ll highlight the real issue as you quoted the guy saying
    “Why Jew people are cowards, because they consume pork.” though infact
    “..pork is prohibited in Judaism”.
    This literally shows how jingoist we are and how enlightened our nation is. Its a matter of shame for us that our people are still not ready to realize facts, instead what they do is shamelessly defend themselves, as i see in the above comments.

  7. “Why Jew people are cowards, because they consume pork.”
    I know one thing that handful of Jews defeated Arab in particular and Muslim in general many times during last one century in war. If agreed on your statement then other qualities of Jews must be due to consumption of pork too like intelligence, shrewdness, unity, truthful to nation etc

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